Bud, ordinarily a pacifist, is growing tired of the Palestinian martyrs. This classic Islamic wasteland that rivals Sudan, Mali, and Somailia (One public phone operating in Moglidishu) wants to terrorize Israel into submission. Well, Bud believes in tough love. Why don't the Israelis allow their own own fanatics (generally the orthodox crowd) to retaliate in kind? After all, we all know--don't we?--that Mossad was behind the 9/11 massacre, the U.S.S. Cole bombing, not to mention the Bali disaster. People with this sort of expertise, could surely help their crazies to plant a super-powerful bomb in the parade route of the Hamas lads. You can identify these boys by their masked faces and the AK-assault weapons--weapons that they love to shoot over their—and everyone else’s--heads. Ever wonder how many Palestinians are killed or wounded by the bullets that come back to ground (all of them)? The law of gravity seems to have eluded them.
In fact, the Israelis foiled a plot, at the last moment, to blow up a truck with a ton of explosives that would have levelled a Palestinian old age home and a girls’ school--a feat that the Palestinians never seem to replicate. Maybe the Isrealis have a higher degree of basic humanity.
Or as Bud recommended earlier, the Israelis should grant the Palestinians independence. Then any barbaric attack they commit against civilians could be met with carpet bombings of the Israelis’ choice.
A final thought. After wiping out another Hamas, Al-Asqua--fill in the blank with your favourite terrorist group--leader, the Israelis ban all demonstrations of breast-beating. Those wearing masks or shooting guns will be mowed down by helecopter gunships. Bud, in more bloodlust moments would hit the rewind button for that one.
I leave you with this quote; I don't recall the source, "You could give Arafat and the PLO Switzerland, and they would turn it into a sewer in one year."
By the way, Bud is not Jewish; in fact, Bud thinks all religions—with the possible exception of Zen Buddhism--are the opiate of the masses. Bud is not a follower of Marx either; he just loves that phrase.
P.S. Did you realize that every player in the big commie revolution--Lenin, Stalin, and Trotski--was known by his nickname--sort of like the PLO leaders? Maybe Arafat keeps his creds by actually using his real name.
