My submission to the National Post contest on caption titling and lip-reading for a photo of the hugging politicians. The contest is the work of that twisted fellow, Scott Feschuk and can be found in the National Post, Sept. 20, A-15, Hate Crimes to Embrace Gays. It shows these couples celebrating.
Hedy Fry to Svend Robinson: "They have stopped burning gays on Kelowna's lawns, as I speak."
Justice Minister Cauchon to Liberal MP: "Tremendous news! This means you can now come out of the closet and the electorate will not be allowed to hate you."
On the same page is a send-up of Health Canada's medical pot, entitled: "Health Canada Not up to Speed on Quality Marijuana." Some signs of this:
1. Inside the package is an actual pot
2. Instructions recommend that, for maximum effect, you might want to down a 40oz of rye first.
3. After you smoke it, you feel full.
4. When mixed with water, becomes reconstituted peas
5. Adult dosage: 83 joints
I thought of a few myself.
1. When you open the package, hundreds of seeds tumble out.
2. To jazz it up they name the different blends--Tumbleweed and Senate Sensations.
3. The 57 page operating manual--50 pages of dire warnings about the product--gives you a higher buzz than the weed itself.
